Why Turkey will never beat Brazil

I know that this is from the 2002 World Cup but, well, I like it.

Wutha?

Okay, Mr. Badway -- if that is your real name -- comment on this. What is going on with the refs over in Germany? I mean really. It would seem that there are an awful lot of yellow cards and red cards being shown at this years World Cup. Did they import these guys from the NBA? I'll take my answer off the air.

The world is dying for Nick Badway to give an update on how relations are going with Subway? Are there still talks ongoing? Any news from Jared or Todd? Come on, man, you can't draw us into your drama only to leave us hangin. What gives? Must be too wrapped up in the World Cup to blog. GIVEITTOMENOW!™

HAVE YOU SEEN THESE MEN?

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If you have any information as to the whereabouts of either of these men, please contact the appropriate authorities. They were last seen posting clever content on the popular blogging community eBlogger nearly two weeks ago. Dwardisimo Rex is most notably known for creating the blog GIVEITTOMENOW!TM. Poppersmoke was seen regularly as a faithful commenter to several highly sophisticated blogs. If you spot either men, DO NOT APPROACH THEM. They are considered armed and well-equipped with clever wit. Contact Nick Badway immediately at nickbadway.blogspot.com.

TUNIT®

Posted in the spirit of the World Cup. I have kids who are very active in sports. Specifically soccer. When it comes time to buy new boots for the kids it can get expensive. Side note: we call them boots as a lame attempt to superficially align ourselves with our forefathers from the old country where football (soccer) is part of the culture. Anyway, it gets really expensive. The tall boy, who is 17 this month, wears boots that range from $150 to $200 per pair. The next two free-loaders are still in youth boots which range from $24-$45. Well, the math is pretty simple. But what's not simple is that the tall boy plays an elite level which requires him to travel to different places to compete. What's so complex about that, you ask? Well, the ground conditions are different. Not only by region, but by weather. If he played on one local field all the time, we'd get one pair of boots. But since he plays at two dozen complexes in one year, it requires more than one pair of boots. He will need hard ground boots for...well, really hard and dry surfaces like you see in very hot and not well cared for areas and some cases where there is speed turf. He will also need firm ground which is most common to this area. Then he will need soft ground boots which are common in the north and other areas with very tall, thick grass. Now, if it rains, he needs long spikes so he's not slipping around getting hurt or hurting others. And let's not even get into indoor or trainers. So, you kind of get the idea that this can get a little out of control. I mean, this kid has more shoes in his closet today than I've had in my lifetime. This kid gives Imelda Marcos a run for her money. This is why I'm so excited by the new technology ADIDAS® has introduced. One pair of uppers and all the various turf solution as inserts. What a concept! Plus, you can get them in a groovy suitcase! LOOK!!!